Patience: Not My Virtue, or How I Waited All Weekend For my #### Phone to Ring

Sometimes...when I'm bored... I close the door to my room and pretend that he actually called when he said he would. It's perverted.

Mannequining

1. I have a mannequin.

2. I have a twisted sense of humor.

So it follows that,

3. Barbara struck again last night

and

4. It was beautiful.

Dress Code

Second time this week someone's commented upon the abbreviated length of my shorts. Perhaps my knees have traveled farther down my legs, thus emphasizing the distance of my thighs. I was also told that I look old, I owe $475 to the school of law, and I have a meeting with my dental health provider at 3:00.

Currently looking forward to Wednesday.